myster0n

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago

Choking hazard

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

On the subject of potential weapons : what happens when a patient has a prosthetic limb?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I would've thought that you were twins and thought that 8 hours of sleep meant for both of you together.

Not that I get 8 hours of sleep, mind you

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (4 children)

How old are you in human years?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Each time looking for it for at least 10 minutes, so this time I'm going to put it at the logical place.

Time passes...

Looking for hours at the four logical places I could've put it, then giving up. Coming across it a week later and thinking "well that IS a logical place for it to be"

[–] [email protected] 74 points 5 months ago (5 children)

You can't find them because you from 15 minutes in the future took them, duh.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's because he wants to climb to Mars on his pile of money, and right now it's not quite high enough

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's a foghorn

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

At this point in my life it mostly resembles the 10 hour cinematic masterpiece Paint Drying

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

You need a key though, which only the landlord has

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)
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