People who installed bidet's to get around toilet paper shortages during the beginning of covid have told me they would never go back.
Personally, I don't know what the fuss is. You don't have to use it if you don't want to. But they are far more hygienic than TP. And I say this as a male.
Rocking, shaking my leg, tapping my finger, watching YouTube even when there’s nothing interesting on.