oneiros

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[–] oneiros@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bearing in mind that these are heuristics and not hard-and-fast rules: unusual hatching, warped or blobby text, and really obvious typos (in this case "ANYTHNG") all suggest that this was AI generated

[–] oneiros@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Are you thinking of cerebral achromatopsia, rather than congenital achromatopsia? As far as I can tell, rod monochromats really do see in grayscale.

[–] oneiros@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anyone else remember mysqlgame?

[–] oneiros@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

What if we

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[–] oneiros@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Generate a reply to a fediverse comment. The comment expresses agreement and laments the rise of this soulless and parodic facsimile of creativity which furthers the social and economic devaluation of a profession whose practitioners are already frequently characterized as "starving". Amiable yet embittered tone, melancholic tone, eloquent but a little overwrought, high quality, faded colors, style of Greg Rutkowski.

[–] oneiros@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The door refused to open. It said, “Five cents, please.”

He searched his pockets. No more coins; nothing. “I’ll pay you tomorrow,” he told the door. Again he tried the knob. Again it remained locked tight. “What I pay you,” he informed it, “is in the nature of a gratuity; I don’t have to pay you.”

“I think otherwise,” the door said. “Look in the purchase contract you signed when you bought this conapt.”

In his desk drawer he found the contract; since signing it he had found it necessary to refer to the document many times. Sure enough; payment to his door for opening and shutting constituted a mandatory fee. Not a tip.

“You discover I’m right,” the door said. It sounded smug.

From the drawer beside the sink Joe Chip got a stainless steel knife; with it he began systematically to unscrew the bolt assembly of his apt’s money-gulping door.

“I’ll sue you,” the door said as the first screw fell out.

Joe Chip said, “I’ve never been sued by a door. But I guess I can live through it.”

Ubik

[–] oneiros@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Along these lines, I recently learned:

Painstakingly is pains + takingly (as in "took great pains"), not pain + stakingly.

Helicopter is helico + pter ("spiral wing"), not heli + copter.

In linguistics, this phenomenon is called rebracketing.

[–] oneiros@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's a mock search engine results page.

Click on the link with the text "then it shows me something" to continue.

[–] oneiros@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 year ago

Cemex decision by the NLRB.

However, if an employer who seeks an election commits any unfair labor practice that would require setting aside the election, the petition will be dismissed, and—rather than re-running the election—the Board will order the employer to recognize and bargain with the union.

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