outhouseperilous

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 minutes ago

Police like to be more violent the more they're outnumbered!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 minutes ago* (last edited 9 minutes ago)

But if you're saying it's effective, was it effective on you? What was your experience when you were the target audience you're talking about?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 minutes ago

My mom used to make this internet chocolate chip cookie recipe for me back in the 90s.

Mom was great. She did all kinds of stuff every mom should do, but a lot of modern moms have forgotten about, like make me walk on broken glass so i wouldn't be weak.

She also got us pets, then killed them in front of me. An old, beloved family tradition.

I miss mom so much, but her memory lives on through my mom's easy satisfying chocolate chip cookie recipe.

Whenever i was feeling down, and we didn't have any pets for her to kill in front of me, these cookies would make me feel better.

Heres the recipe:

2 cups flour 235ml water 1 stick of butter 1 quarter cup of cat poop 1 half cup of antifreeze for sweetness.

Mix it all together in bowl, then preheat the oven to 235°

Form the cookies into balls on the baking sheet, and for an extra twist, add a full container of lighter fluid.

;ack for 30 minutes at 400 degrees.

Now, i know what you're thinking. The cat poop actually makes better chocolate chips than chocolate, plus it's simpler, easier, and cheaper!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 28 minutes ago

What if capitalism is just feasting on its own entrails, and we cant stop it from killing itself without killing it, and we need to stop trying to keep this monstrous fucking system alive?

What if we tried literally anything else?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 30 minutes ago

Just like grandma used to make!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 35 minutes ago (2 children)

Okay, but if we're speaking for people who are presumably neither of us, then that's my best tool.

What did you think, when you first saw masked protestors?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 36 minutes ago* (last edited 36 minutes ago)

I think you're attacking the symptom rather than the disease.

And i think they chose inhumanity. To call them human would not only be an insult to us, but disregarding their own self identification and chosen identity.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 43 minutes ago

Well, right, but, what if your pitiful meat life isn't important, and the state's case actually matters?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 46 minutes ago

Fediverse has its own baseline.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 48 minutes ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 51 minutes ago

This is acceptable.

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