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Texas mother arrested after bringing Jell-O shots to 5th-grade classroom party in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do they deliver? Or is it pickup only?

Pete Hegseth’s Personal Signal Chat Phone Number Is All Over the Internet in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is it doxing if it’s basically public information? /s

TIL that "cock" has been used as slang for penis for several hundred years in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Wow, y’all take assigning the aging out of a meme seriously.

TIL that "cock" has been used as slang for penis for several hundred years in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Cringe, dead meme.

Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon in c/[email protected]
California man ordered to leave the U.S. ‘immediately’ despite providing birth certificate: ‘I’m not trying to be one of the government’s mistakes’ in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

I get your point, but YES we should expect competence. Don’t give up.

OpenAI offers to buy the Chrome web browser from Google. Uh huh. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Open AI is the baby bird hoping the government will feed it Chrome.

How Tariffs Will Skyrocket Electronics Prices - IEEE Spectrum in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (7 children)

Just stamp this comment on every c/technology post.

But seriously, how does Linux save you money on laptop tariffs?

US FDA suspends milk quality tests amid workforce cuts in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

plaster of paris ?!?

TIL

Business Insider Founder Creates AI Exec For His New Newsroom, Immediately Hits On Her in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

This is part of how AI will take over. ~~Playing~~ preying on our human need for community and connection with others.

RFK Jr. set to launch disease registry tracking autistic people in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

So they are going to round up half the people working in big tech and media?

The past wasn't that great in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (7 children)

I just wanna go back, back to 1999

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Descaled the kettle (lemmy.world)
 

It was easy. I finally got some vinegar and filled it up and let the kettle sit overnight. Rinsed it and gave it a wipe with a wad of paper towel and the scale and residue from the scale is all gone.

Shoulda done it earlier. The wasted psychic energy, every time I peered in and saw the scale…

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I ordered drapes (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
1 comments fedilink
 

I’ve been at my place for 3 years now, drapeless.

The color is burlywood.

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Don't Worry, this Will Mever Happen Again (youtu.be)
 

Everything is going to be all right.

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Mask requirement returning to B.C. health-care facilities (bc.ctvnews.ca)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/36793071

Good! Keep those patients safe!

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Condemning The UnitedHealth CEO Assassination (youtu.be)
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10 video games that are actually funny (www.polygon.com)
 

Funny games disproportionally appear on the Mac? Data inconclusive, but vibes say yes.

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What it's like scrolling YouTube these days (youtu.be)
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"Shut Down" is redundant. (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
14 comments fedilink
 

Shut it down. Shutting down.

(Shutting up?)

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Cathedral Pictures Plus (Animusic fan animation) (youtu.be)
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YouTube testing showing likes instead of views in the main feed (lemmy.world)
 

YouTube started showing likes instead of views in my main feed today. Can’t say I like it.

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Why VR Specs don't work! (www.youtube.com)
 

How VR Specs are only vague indicators of what your VR experience will be with a given VR headset.

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‘Conan O’Brien Must Go’ Is the Best Version of Conan (www.theringer.com)
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