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Lol. Gotta scan for those compressed gasses to figure out who the real one is then!

I'm gonna order me a new pair of eyes. Missed that completely. 👀

Not gonna lie, I missed him being the OP. Makes it slightly less impressive but he's still a legend nonetheless!

You absolute legend. Do you have an alert set up when somebody mentions your name or are you an actual omnipotent being?

It doesn't say anything! Tattoos can't speak, you silly.

Superman's Kryptonite is that he can never, ever be fed after midnight!

I'm in love.

This method reminds me of a technique used in ACT (Acceptance and Commitment Therapy) to deal with pain or fear. Exaggerating a thought or giving it a silly voice or character, while staying neutral toward that part of yourself, can be a solid way to manage anxiety.

It’s called cognitive defusion. You notice when you're "fused" with a thought or pattern, and by using techniques like the one you mentioned, you create distance between the thought and your sense of self.

Love this! Thank you for the effort.

Not OP but a bottom would be more submissive and probably write something along the lines "please put your finger in my throat 👉👈 uWu" or a variation thereof.

In the EU it's not street legal. In short, it fails a plethora of basic safety regulations.

Nice comment