populustree

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I had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

like a hotdog in a shop vac, crummy way to go really

I had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (4 children)

if i mess up, this thing will force my body through a 5 in. gap.

which isn't totally unfeasable

Cutting the product in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

culinary abortion

your loss is our sauce

My younger brother keeps saying he is an Alpha male and bad mouths who he thinks are Beta. Can some one please explain to me what the hell is going on? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

nope, autists don't need that flack

My younger brother keeps saying he is an Alpha male and bad mouths who he thinks are Beta. Can some one please explain to me what the hell is going on? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

kick him in the ribs, become the true alpha

Me when my parents told me they first met in the summer of 1999 & started dating the following year and I did the math (dad - 1959, mom - 1984) in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

age is only a number, and buckshot is only metal (:

Anon's in trouble in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

is it just me or does this look like the cover of You Would Rather an Astronaut?

Costco shuts down shareholders demand to ditch DEI hiring practices in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

from the makers of bowser's big bean burrito...

PA RUM PA PA PUM in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

christ is the xerox of the olden times

Luigi Mangione for president of the USA. If one unqualified felon can do it, Luigi is more than qualified. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

what a shithead

Christmas message from Batman in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (3 children)

yeah i'm not googling batman scat

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V E R F Ü H R E N M I C H (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 
Types of IT guys in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

yiiking out

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krulbrick (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 
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