primrosepathspeedrun

This is not true, and I don't care if they're caught in collateral damage.

punish them for trying. we live in a culture of violence, anything less than staggering exemplary violence is inadequate.

people have already died over this, I just want some of them to be guilty.

I mean, the tits thing is a myth. I've seen women who were basically flat nurse children, and women with back problems on their chests have trouble. the actual amount of tissue required is very small, or something.

no, they were the end of the worst of times. the fact that guillotines were a massive improvement is an indicator of how fucking monstrous the centuries of white terror had been.

anything that opposes or thoroughly critiques anything is just as bad as that thing!

which makes you just as bad as me!

which makes you, and anyone who says this is fucking stupid, by the transitive property; a nazi! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

russian revolution. nevermind.

I'm actually down with banning ads. not for this, but, like, if that's what gets you on board, I'm so fucking in, let's do this.

semantics. you know what I was saying.

dead little girls in coal mines? there are dead little girls in coal mines instead of prices, or the normal dead people of all ages and genders on the streets I have to fucking walk past every day.

yeah, europe has so few terrible festering diseases. like you're not even trying.

yes but could we please let it not be canadas? there are canadians I actually like.

no but there are canadians I want to fuck and some of them have dicks and I have to imagine this now. I have to imagine touching florida. this is Not Okay.

what's the difference between a pedestrian and a pedophile?

I dunno, I was texting, didn't listen past the first syllable. oof, fucking potholes here, amirite?

-every driver