It doesn't even sound like he wants free therapy. He wants a woman to kiss him on the head and tell him what a good boy he is and how hard he worked, while ignoring any problems he might have. I don't see a therapist's role as "nurturing and restoring" unless you're dating them.
I've heard that before and it still baffles me. People on disability aid have to maintain poverty to or else be subjected to greater poverty. It sounds like an obvious joke from Futurama. Except it's real and the joke is the system.
And even if you showed me it, I wouldn't believe it. I heard his dad was from Uganda, so he's an illegal.