It’s okay to eat 5 rolls of sushi babe!
this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2025
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I feel personally called out. I'm going to go eat some more sushi rolls about it.
If you’re going to eat that many, just buy a sushi log.
"Don't worry. I won't point out that you spell 'a lot' as two words, not one."
The alot looks like it could easily eat 7 tacos and still be hungry
When I recently went off my medication, I would have random days where I was incredibly depressed as my body was trying to return to normal. The first day we moved into our house I started crying because I missed my dog who was staying with my parents temporarily. Without saying anything, my husband ran to the store and got me a pint of Jenny's darkest Chocolate ice cream. And we ate the whole pint together. No judgement, just love.
And chocolate. Lots of chocolate.
Hope you're well now. * Hugs *
"I also think my sister is hotter than me."
*a lot.
They were just clearing up a misunderstanding. 7 tacos is different than this
Taco place I know sells them at 5 bucks a taco. 35 dollars of taco is enough unless you're paying and if so, I'll also have 7 tacos.
I never got why people want their food to fall apart as soon as one bite breaks the shell
That’s why Taco Jesus invented soft tacos.
Some people prefer soft shells for that. My secret is the manually made all beef taco bravo. Just get a hardshell with no lettuce/tomatos and put it in a soft shell with whatever you like in it.
I don't have this problem, am I good at tacos?
Who in the world eats hard shell tacos?
I like the cromch
You have a hard shell inside the soft tortilla
I do unless I'm making a taco bravo.
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Are you okay babe? The tacos were good eh? Oh sharades? First letter is H, second is O? Ho....ho....oh S! You want Hos? I can't believe you! Ho's! OMG! Pita? Pain in the ass? Ho's with pain in the ass? Mt God babe, you're turning blue! Ooooo! Hospital! I get it! You choked on the tacos