resipsaloquitur

For sale: Democrat spine. Never used.

Cancel his parade and force the withdrawal of troops from LA? But that'll make Trump sad.

Maybe even sooner.

TACO Tuesday already?

Have y’all stop putting the Queen of Canada on your currency?

Should send an email to his friends. “Come to DC. It’s gonna be wild!”

Welcome to The Onionverse.

How generous.

What heroes.

Then he should stay out of the conversation.

Should be an interesting weekend.

They will get a Trump Bronze Card™️.

Doesn’t allow you to vote but costs less.