saltnotsugar

It’s either a completely truthful breakdown about what makes the game not worth it, or a wackadoodle comment about the dumbest thing possible.

Sadly these walls were not enough to stop Jerry, who soon after established a brutal ice cream regime.

I want to capture his soul and put it into a lame hat with barely any positive abilities.

This is probably what Monet wanted to paint but he chickened out at the last minute every time.

How much cheese do you intend to buy? Will you use very expensive cheese for grilled cheese? If you had to pick three cheeses to invest in, which ones would you go for? Sorry for all the financial questions.

I can never get my hands to itch and I breath too easily. There must be a better way!

Saxo Seal’s Greatest Hits Vol. 5

• Seal of Love
• You Clap I Toot
• I’d Do It For A Fish
• Slippery Blues

Yes that’s correct. This is actually where the phrase “croutons and circuses” comes from.

I avoid 3D printers and just use pieces of fruit for the figures. Saves money, and you know what? Super healthy.

Fun historical fact: Caesar was stabbed due to his unstoppable salad addiction. The senate had to make up all that stuff about his lust for power to justify the crime.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I cry on company time.

This is exactly why I don’t want to go to kangaroo prison.