saltnotsugar

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 days ago

I think it’s referencing that one Star Wars where Snape steals Gandalf’s Tardis.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago

Travel sized panther.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I’m from Oklahomarus.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I TOLD you to put the cheese away! Now look at em go!

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Being destroyed by a giant machine is terrible but it did file the proper paperwork first so what can be done at this point?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

(Beaver DOOM music intensifies)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Spin up a VM with windows 95 and try again.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

It’s YOUR turn to jerk off into the ice cream!

“Ugh! I friggin hate Mondays!!!”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Just be SUBTLE about it!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

IT would have been less scary if Pennywise got excited by doorbells and ran after tennis balls.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Marvel movies often have a subtle SUBTLE undertone cliticizing the Kaiser and praising a bohemian view of agriculture. It’s understandable but not forgivable that this is so often missed.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is why pelicans are no longer allowed at the all you can eat buffet.

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