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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 week ago (6 children)

The best part of these pictures is that all of those other animals are just like “whatevs”

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

I feel like "whatevs" is the default position of the capybara under the vast majority of circumstances, but your point still stands.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That pigeon should definitely be panicking more, there's an old video out there of a pelican successfully swallowing a pigeon whole and alive.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Wouldn’t that cause some … indigestion? I assume they are used to fish, who don’t have beaks.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah bro, take a sip of water to make it slide down.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The pigeon looks like it's about to say some anime shit about activating his mecha.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Reactor: online. Sensors: online. Weapon systems: online.

All systems nominal.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Bite me, lmao, ok ~~that tickles~~ that's actually kinda nice"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Even that stupid pigeon in the bottom left lol

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn't top right feeding a baby?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

I’m honestly not sure, it might be?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is why pelicans are no longer allowed at the all you can eat buffet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

"It's all you can eat until you bite into the table, then it's what's wrong with you. Hypercriticals."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The level of DGAF of capybara is awe inspiring.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Meanwhile the cat is fully prepared to be eaten, and has plans to scratch everything in there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I thought it was a black swan 🤦🏻

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They know the diseases inside them will destroy that bird in an hour.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

THE ONLY DISEASE THEY CARRY IS FRIENDSHIP, CRIKESTE!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I just realized the irony of Zion Williamson playing basketball for the New Orleans Pelicans.