saltnotsugar

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I definitely make dramatic sound effects when playing with my cat.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Her quote is one of the most badass in history. “I am not a traitor of my people. Those whom you are asking about will reveal themselves when they have succeeded in wiping out all you evildoers, to the last man.”

Things went rather badly for the Prince Eugen SS turds after the war.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel!

[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

HELLO. YOU’VE BEEN SELECTED AS…(raspy trucker voice) “Da next Pope”…PRESS 1 TO ACCEPT. PRESS 2 TO SPEAK TO A CARDINAL.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Volkswagen is the wagen for the volk.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

Step 1: Put it in wrong. Step 2: Put it in…wrong!?
Step 3: Magically it works.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think if you sold off your stock before it became public information you’d be in deep poopie doopie.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

For the last time I don’t want Jenna Haze shower curtains!!!!

[–] [email protected] 86 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)

How often should you shampoo your Baphomet? Asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Bro I SSH directly into the jpg using Microsoft Paint.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

SOUND THE ALARM! Pirate stock is blasting out of the freakin GALAXY!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Eat the food Tina! -Napoleon Pakistan maybe

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