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He even praises Elon over it...

I'm sure there is a lot more to the story but the dude was called in because he sort of resembled the pictures and a Karen min wage worker thought he was a little sus... Add in that she immediately tried to claim the reward.

Also, the sheer amount of damning evidence found on him is incredibly suspicious... That was all in his backpack... The day after they found the backpack in central park full of monopoly money. Absolutely nothing about this manhunt and suspect makes sense. Even accounting for social media misinformation this whole thing is almost too much satire to be real.

I can actually answer this one. I'm a fraternal twin. I can confidently say that my dick is bigger than my twin brother's. As for how I know that... As kids we had no issues bathing together... And later in life we just never cared about either being nude. Nothing sexual just a straight up lack of feelings one way or the other.

Also I lived with him and his gf for a bit and she accidentally walked in on me as I was getting out of the shower and her exact words were "I hooked up with the wrong twin"... Unfortunately for her I'm gay.

Yes, although IIRC she was sort of sponsored to go. She didn't pay for her seat or dress... I'm not sure we should hold that against her too much. Still don't like that she went but when someone else foots the bill? Fuck it, go have fun.

Yeah, I used to manage a Google account for a school district. I was able to disable the reply all for certain groups. My solution was to disable it for all groups except for one that I specifically created to allow it. The only members of that group had to be allowed in through a vote of our little tech committee which consisted of me and various upper level admins.

It worked quite well and it was hilarious listening to the students bitch that I had locked them out of one of the pranks they wanted to do.

Don't forget that they claimed hurricane helene was manufactured by the dems and sent to the states it went through for the sole purpose of killing Republicans ahead of the election.

I really wish I was making that one up...

If we really want to maximize suffering, I might suggest a mandolin for the testicles.

In his first campaign it was said that the only book he kept and actually read was the English translation of Hitlers speeches. He has never really shied away from his adoration of the mustache man.

We're suffering... How do you expect me to feed my family when I have to compete with HAL here?

As much as I don't like him, he was supposedly donating starlink equipment to help with connectivity in the area. I'm sure it comes with a host of caveats and gotchas but it's something at least

Add in that as a teacher she likely has student loans to pay on... At least until she can get through the system and get on the public service repayment option. I think they were trying to improve it but last time I tried to get on it the system was less than ideal to work with

I had one where yes everything was plugged in but... The power strips never plugged into the wall... They were just plugged into each other.

That one turned out to be an annoying bit of cable management that I wouldn't have had to do if they would have just left things alone and let me handle the original ticket