The picture of the guy wearing the green sweat pants is wearing a t-shirt, so that's not a fuckup. But the guy wearing the grey Izod with the sweatpants and sneakers is a major fuckup. A major big fuckup that says "I'm clueless". If you want to spend your life lonely and depressed, go ahead wear that.
It's just that I don't wanna spend the majority of my life thinking how I should dress especially when I'm just going to the grocery store, as life is way too short for that.
This is where you're not getting it.... you think about it once. Get your style choices and wardrobe sorted. Then after that it's just putting on clothes.
Have you checked with a vet about the benignity of coconut water?