smuuthbrane

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

The pardon is already being written. And I'd wager he'd have no qualms about running either.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

So sleepy now.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

I did not know this, thanks!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When he dies and they autopsy him I fully expect them to find his anus in his head.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)

He's going to apply tariffs to our conversations so it's more expensive for us. Or some such crap, I don't try to understand how he thinks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Keep them handy, I've had this model before and you will suddenly find yourself needing more BRRRRRTs very quickly.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

This is a surprise? You think we can't target tariffs?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Amazing how young David Hasselhoff and Lionel Richie look. I never knew they collaborated.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

I'm sure they'd love to live in the Dakotas. Bye!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

They should build a Canadian entrance and then board up the American one.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

They could have pivoted and gone to e-commerce, but no, they stuck with the department store model, despite everyone else failing at it. Evolve or die.

Someone will buy the name and it'll "have a comeback", but the real deal is dead. Sad, yes. Worth saving? No.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

This is taxidermy that goes HARD.

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Chowdered Donut (sh.itjust.works)
 

Stolen from Lemmy ShitpostsDonut filled with chowder

 

A can or bottle of an edible liquid that, when applied to skin, dries to a peelable scab-like consistency.

Mainstream? No, but the niche this hits it would hit HARD.

 
 

I'm still playing around getting my bearings here, trying to explore this still-growing federation. I've tried browsing by "New" on both mobile and desktop a couple of times, but on desktop it's almost unsuable. Any time there's a new post, the INSTANT it goes up my feed updates, and scrolls down. Sometimes it's one post, sometimes a dozen.

To me (opinion here), sorting by "new" should sort of be a timestampped thing: I want "new as of right now but nothing more". If I refresh, sure update me to the latest. But a list that's live updating as things happen? That's... not useful to me.

Am I missing something, or does anyone else feel similarly?

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