thefloatingpoint

Hello fellow Lemmings! It is I, thefloatingpoint from the future. I have traveled back in time to tell you the tales from Reddit.

The tools came 3 month after this announcement.

They didn’t work at all.

As of 2025 they still don’t.

Also Spez died in self strangulation while masturbating to a picture of Elon Musk. Who in turn died in a ball of fire after his latest patch for Twitter went online.

Goodbye Lemmings.

This won’t work, Officer. If you are looking for pedophiles you should check out r/teenagers over at Reddit.

BS comparison. Ferengi have at least some kind of moral compass.

In Germany, we call people like him Würstchen.

I just locked a complete comment section. Cool.

I just shitposted into one and got countered surprisingly witty. Yeah. A lot of those are Satire communities, at least atm.

I’m calling it: r/subredditdrama will be the funniest place on the internet before it too implodes into its own anus.

Can’t wait to see this spectacle.

Great article!

But…who the fuck trusted anyone on Reddit? Or on the internet in general?!

Don’t be mad. Be happy they decided to stay and lick the boot. Do you want to have them here? Poison this site too?

I mean, I tend to become incredibly toxic the moment I feel grumpy. Having mostly decent users around me helps keeping my bs in check. Fuck them. We can built something way more beautiful.

Once I understand how the fuck this site works.

I can only talk for myself. Since yesterday I lurk on Reddit but don’t really engage with it anymore other than that.

As soon as Apollo is gone, even that will go away. I don’t know if I will stay on Lemmy, only time will tell even tho I hope so. But my active days on Reddit are ending right now.

Looking at what has been left behind at Reddit, people like you leaving the site can be considered braindrain.

Welcome to Lemmy. I still have no fucking clue what I am doing.

Look at all these documents that didn’t exist at all according to a very stable genius.