thragtacular

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Ah, yes, the Autodesk style "not a subscription."

Which lasts JUST long enough to get people to buy in on the lower levels before they pull the fucking rug.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Of course. Because it's always the "other" with right-wingers. Not a genuine human in the bunch.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You think any of these cousinfuckers in Alabama know the difference?

"A zygote? Is that like a billygote?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Clearly fucking not.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"Come and Take It" is a reference to the Battle of Gonzales. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Come_and_take_it

There's little chance most people with those stickers know that though. It's the same group that unironically loves their Punisher skull shaped Thin Blue Line stickers.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Texit would result in...

  • A perpetual Democratic majority in the US.
  • A sudden spike in available Federal road construction dollars, as Texas will no longer be usurping a massive chunk more than they contribute.
  • The closing and relocation of numerous military bases, which would utterly devastate a number of communities that only hang on because of the thousands of welfare queen freeloaders polishing knobs while wearing camo.
  • Texas suddenly needing to find sources for things like corn and wheat.
  • Tens of thousands of businesses instantly shuttering and moving to other states because they literally cannot be operated outside of the United States. Like... you know... the fucking aerospace industry or anything with encryption.
  • The sudden realization that they do not have a military and thus no way to defend their borders without Cletus and his yokel buddies.
  • The slightly less sudden realization that Cletus was vaporized from fifteen miles away by a missile fired from an F35.
  • A descent into Russia-tier dipshittery.
  • Getting hit in the face that without the Federal government to play off as the boogeyman the Texas legislature would have to actually fucking accomplish something for once.

That last one is what will insure none of these inch-dick GOP fucks let this happen. They KNOW they're worthless. They KNOW they're trash humans. They KNOW they have created a base that will absolutely murder them the moment the bread runs out.

So I'm all in favor of Texit. There are literally no downsides for me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Meanwhile my brother in law apparently had some life-altering experience because his kids were cold in the house and still refuses to lift a fucking finger to get out of this shitbag state.

Mayonnaise motherfuckers will allow this state to flourish despite everything.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Shill for what?

Got a followup?

No?

Didn't think so.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (6 children)

By "sweeping it under the rug" what you meant was "ARE NOT PUBLICLY COMMENTING ON POTENTIAL FUTURE LEGAL ACTIONS AGAINST THE COMPANY."

It really seems like a lot of the anti-Linus crowd gives way more of a shit about it than the actual victim, which is about par for the course with anything involving LTT.

Wish people had the kind of energy for shitting on actual horrid companies that they do for this one.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

What part of "early adopter" did you not understand before you wasted your money?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (9 children)

You don't have to take anyone out. Completely cut them off from the rest of the world. Nothing in, nothing out. No financial transactions. Seize all Russian owned assets outside of Russia.

Squeeze the body hard enough and the head will pop.

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