I read an article like this years ago, I'd fine the link if search didn't suck everywhere.
A guy had a heart attack and his wife called emergency services. Police were the first to arrive and did what police do.
This guy was in his underwear leaning against the wall and because he didn't respond immediately to the police shouting at him they threw him to the ground and broke his back.
This is like the UK Metro map of the world.
Now do one of Middle Ages Europe
Yeah! With a prompt like that I want to see Boratcrowning out of Sonic
IDK, looks like his car's windows licence got revoked
This is just a screenshot from Hitman 2
Guys, this is a made up article. Sorry to explain the joke but he wasn't 52 when he died
Looks like someone managed to work their forniphilia kink into the event booth. I don't even know how this would tie back to Palo Alto in the slightest
5% is right around the corner fellas
This is how I'll talk to my kids. Not because they spend too much time on my phone, but because I look at too many memes
It looks like a CD to. Bro went and stapled his mixtape to a crab
FInally, Banjo Tooie on PC
I think they came because the wife sounded really upset on the phone. Police do just like to turn up to things though.
Here in Australia I called emergency services one time because a woman locked her kid and her keys in her car and the police were the first to turn up. They couldn't do anything so they just stood around until the fire brigade arrived who were the ones that could actually pick the lock to the car. It just makes you wonder why the police bothered at all.