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Maybe they can get the diamond clouds on Jupiter to pay for the new spaceport, in space cash of course.

In elementary school we weren't even allowed to check out books from the library if the teacher didn't think we could pass the AR test because it would lower the class average.

And you'll have to do documentation and everything and then they won't even use it.

I just typed in Lacie SSD into Amazon and wouldn't you know it the second-top result is a sponsored listing for the SanDisk Extreme 2TB with a $5 coupon, 4.7 stars and 46,000 reviews. Now if those reviews aren't fake I don't know what is.

I read the title as Brand Names and I was trying to figure out what the mystery brands were, until I realized it said bands.

Good I'm tired of not being able to uninstall 1 of the 3 Xbox apps.

Most Tesla stations don't have bathrooms, bad coffee or prepackaged danishes though.

But the 2010s aesthetic reblogs will be forever lost to time.

Homeward bound was a cute movie but I'm not sure how well talking animals works as a genre. Although, this movie will be for somebody.

Same but I never go on anymore because the people I used to follow don't post anymore, it's all been taken over by videos from like 5 accounts.

You mean people aren't hopping on the join the conversation with Crisco and General Mills? Who woulda thunk! I thought for sure that would be the killer application right there.

Zuck wanted it, and literally nobody else. They're going to need to implement ActivityPub just so every blue checkmark on earth can launch their own social network where they are the only users.