unphazed

I think, therefore I am.

Look at Mcaffee, Epstein, and other narcissist rich assholes, they take care of themselves in the end

Went to Disney 3x. Once when my grandpa died, then my grandma, then my dad. Allllll paid for by life insurance payouts. Not sure where I fit in here.

I'm surprised none of these kidnappings have become violent. I mean they're not trying anyone anyhow.

Twitter and Fox News are just a click away!

I have multiple guns. Never paid for a class, don't need a license. Only cost was in the guns and ammo. Now, I WAS taught at an early age how to handle guns safely, and am damn near brainwashed to handle them thusly (I never leave a bullet in chamber and I still clear my weapons every time I even touch them.) That said, I do need to stop being a lazy ass and finish building my ak47 instead of leaving it half assembled. Still needs a couple of American parts and I will not risk being dinged with an illegally built firearm.

To the GOP it's just rough paper to wipe their asses.

A few times, have to be certain the Devil didn't take over and force him to carry contraband.

Ummm, nothing. It's a biological trait upon birth. Christians are so funny when they say it's a choice. So if you feel it's a choice, pastor, or Brother, then guess what? You have a biological attraction to men. But no, they'd rather continue the lie that the Bible condemns homosexuality, not pedophilia, as that means they are really in trouble.

I mean, we put cows down with a pneumatic hammer to the skull (Except the last place where I bought 200lbs of ground beef, found a bullet in that one. Also began questioning what parts were in the meat but I had already made 100 burgers and no one had become ill by that point...)

Someone really needs to do clips from Hogan Knows Best but with a superimposed MTG in response.

I think the golf course guy was real, at least.