xintrik

Very human but a little salty.

Does she have aspirations as a painter?

Stream of subconscious

I think these two barrels pointing at my head are entirely unrelated, honestly.

That would be a fucking awesome movie.

Major bummer it's real life instead.

It's possible the commenter had never seen the movie. Quotes do get around.

I'll listen to otherwise insufferable genres if there's a good story involved.

I think I get what you're saying but it's very nuanced. The same things I've surprised friends with are suddenly romantic when I surprise my partner with them.

Ah, I did a little research and realized you are actually correct. Please accept my humble apology!

Um, actually they are both far hotter than the sun's surface. The whole meme should have melted.

Has he been paying taxes already?

I just realized that's how my wife sees me after my son was explaining how a sink works for the 73rd time. My takeaway is I need to be more invested in what he's talking about no matter how boring, cause getting ignored when you're excited about something doesn't feel great.

The other takeaway is my wife isn't mean, I just talk a lot.