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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

This is a cool joke, because it has a paradox built in because it only works when written about in third person.

I mean maybe she actually said "on the way to work" but i think post people would say "on my way to work" which doesnt work.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 64 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"I saw a fox on the way to work" works just fine

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

maybe its just my weird brain then

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

your weird brain works just fine

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago

your weird brain on the way to works just fine

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

"My Weird Brain" sounds like an 80s sitcom about a brain in a jar that can still somehow talk to people. And the backstory would be something like "One night, a lonely teenager tried ending his life by driving off a cliff. His body was unsalvagable, but his brain is preserved! Now he lives in a jar in the kitchen of government scientists kept secret from the public."

"My Weird Brain is filmed by a live studio audiance"

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 1 points 1 week ago

Well mine saw it the same way.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You can always subtly rephrase it to make the joke in person. The first sentence of the following can actually be pretty broad.

W: "I saw a fox on my way to work!"

H: "Sorry, I didn't quite catch that. You saw a fox on the way to work?"

W: "Yes!"

H: "How did you know it was on its way to work?"

[–] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That degrades the quality of the joke quite a bit imo

This is the dad jokes comm. We don't do no quality here.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

I saw a fox on one's way to work.

Actually, scratch that

[–] Trail@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But why did the fox hang up on you?

[–] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I found the dad!

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Sorry to bring linguistics in to this, but this is why irratates me about the English language. This joke would not work in Chinese.

我在上班的路上看到一只狐狸。

Which is literally: I, on the way to work, saw a fox

You cannot rephrase it like the Dad Joke above:

我看到一只狐狸在上班的路上。

This would be: I saw a fox on the way to work

But it would not contain the double meaning of the "I" being the one going to work.

But, somehow, in English, you could just move the words around and make it very confusing.

Ugh 🤦‍♂️

(Sorry about the rant)

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

I love a linguistics lesson, but this sentence is not actually that ambiguous.

If the sentence was unclear, the speaker would likely clarify:

  • I saw a fox on its way to work
  • I saw a fox on my way to work

Oh well, I guess its not for that market. I got it and that is really all that matters to me. I've heard quite a few jokes that translate badly in to English I just can accept that sometimes a joke can't be readily translated without getting excited.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You couldn't construct a Chinese sentence with dual meanings? Maybe not this one, but any? I know literally no Chinese, so I can't cite an example; but I thought completely unambiguous communication was why constructed languages like lojban exist.

edit: In a question about grammar, I used redundant words, but I can't think of a better replacement for "construct" in either case. I tried, though.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

I often see in manga Chinese/Korean/Japan jokes explained, because they don't work in english. Don't be butthurt.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought the punchline was going to be something like "My wife said she saw a fox on the way to work. I had to to explain to her what a mirror was. Such a ditzy blonde!"

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

That's cute

[–] Quazatron@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago