Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)
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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)
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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community [email protected]

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On average, humans have more bones in their neck than giraffes (lemmy.ca)
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Most humans don't have any giraffes in their necks at all!

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Haiku for you... (ttrpg.network)
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Help me, I am trapped
In a haiku factory.
Save me, before they...
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I knew a guy who got a little too into the hokey pokey (leminal.space)
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He turned himself around.

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Greater cheese (lemmynsfw.com)
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I love my workout (lemmy.zip)
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It’s breathtaking

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Why after Napoleon died he had to be put back together? (lemmy.world)
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Because he is Napoleon bone-a-part....

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Fish Hammer (lemmynsfw.com)
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Why do some birds regurgitate their food? (lemm.ee)
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Because they're mother falcon birds!

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Yeah this one's maybe too bad even for here... (lemmynsfw.com)
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Chicken salad (lemmynsfw.com)
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I stepped on the scale, guess how many pounds (lemmy.today)
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punZero, we use dollars in the USA

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Remember to knock before opening the fridge! (lemmy.today)
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There could be a salad dressing!

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On this very special day, ask you self "What would Jesus do?" (no.lastname.nz)
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Don't do that

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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana (self.dadjokes)
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I wonder how many male, middle aged US filmmakers regularly call it a "director's cut" when carving up the thanksgiving turkey for their family. (lemmy.world)
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cross-posted from: https://feddit.org/post/10365286

I mean, I would. Every year, all the time.

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Dad, what is the easiest word to say? (sh.itjust.works)
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"Drool." It rolls off the tongue.

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Is it possible for a dad who makes terrible puns to learn how to throw ninja stars? (discuss.tchncs.de)
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Sure he can!

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Shout out to all the people wondering what the opposite of in is (lemmy.world)
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An imam, a priest, and a rabbit enter a blood clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit his blood type. "I'm probably a type o," he said. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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It's not a dad joke unless it's a bad joke. (lemmy.world)
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What do you call a Linux user who only browses the Web using Lynx? (lemm.ee)
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Terminally online.

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Did you hear Hooters is going bankrupt? But they are trying a new strategy a door to door service? (lemmy.world)
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It's called Knockers.

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Something-mology (lemmynsfw.com)
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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/35289568

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