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An imam, a priest, and a rabbit enter a blood clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit his blood type. "I'm probably a type o," he said. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Took me a bit longer on this one than the usual dad joke.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Missed it by a hare

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

thanks for posting this

whoever invented this joke should be celebrated

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like you're a rabbit fan.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

negative

type o negative

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

RIP Peter! 🤘🏻

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

You positive?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I don't get it

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Try saying "type o" a few times

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago

Good lord

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

mille millions de mille sabords de tonnerre de brest!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

I'm probably a "typo". It should be rabbi not rabbit.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

A “typo” in the joke

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Rabbit should probably be rabbi.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

so that it would no longer be a joke?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Are you guys trolling me?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

nice! not your usual fable i see

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Ooooo that's a good one

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I've seen several iterations of this joke, this one still took me a minute. Well done, I'm stealing this one so I can torture my co-workers. Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Gor dsm it. Have my olivine.