mrbubblesort

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

How they think this is gonna go: "Haha, now that we got all those youngins off the ticktoks they have to listen to us and believe what we tell them"

How it's really gonna go: "JUNIOR GET THE FUCK IN HERE! I need to see the new Trump meme from aunt Karen, why the hell does my facebook have 'blocked in the state of Florida' all over it? What'd you do to it?"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Seriously! I just wanna see one Dem call him on this and say "yup, you're right! so here's Biden with a car battery and jumper cables, an all-in-one water boarding set from Bed Bath & Beyond, a bucket of nails, and one 56 inch magnum dildo. what happens in the white house stays in the white house, ya know what I mean *nudge nudge wink wink!"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh yeah! Well I don't care about my life because I have nothing to live for.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why would it be illegal? A cease and desist is just a fancy letter saying do what we want or else we'll go crying to a judge. If the original dev hasn't done anything wrong (I'm not familiar with the project but I'd still say that's highly likely to be the case) then there's nothing to worry about. So make all the clones you want, and watch a dumbass company Streisand itself

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Haha, actually I've met a number of KC fans whose NFC team is Philly. Kelce, Andy Reid, and hating the Pats are just a few of the things we have in common

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I dunno, GB vs Dallas was a great game for me as a Philly/KC fan ;)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

wait to see which one molded first. And there it was—your life partner!

Why should I pick some chump who's gonna give up on me in the middle of the relationship. I want someone who's gonna last, like Brie!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I know this is supposed to be a parody, but is it really?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

yeah, most devils have fire and poison immunity. you're gonna need a silver weapon or something that does holy damage

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

In all seriousness, no need to wait until the end, just flush after each turd. If it's so monster, it's gonna take a few times to get it all anyways

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

por que no los dos?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

For real, they used to have actual cream inside them. Now it's just this weird fucking yellow toothpaste.

 
 

title

 

Russia used concrete to build its deeper defenses, presenting a tougher challenge for Ukraine's counteroffensive, per a top official.

 

Prosecutors say the former president’s message on Truth Social raises specter he might use evidence to target witnesses.

In a court filing just before 10 p.m. Friday, Senior Assistant Special Counsels Molly Gaston and Thomas Windom alerted the judge in Trump’s latest criminal case — U.S. District Court Judge Tanya Chutkan — to a combative post Trump sent earlier in the day.

“If you go after me, I’m coming after you!” Trump wrote in all caps Friday afternoon on Truth Social, which is run by a media company he co-owns.

The prosecutors said Trump’s post raised concerns that he might improperly share evidence in the case on his social media account and they urged that he be ordered to keep any evidence prosecutors turn over to his defense team from public view.

 
 
 
 
5
Spaghetti Os and Weiners (media.kbin.social)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 
 
 
view more: next ›