moosetwin

they are set for recreation, this is what they want

the quarry is from the quarry mod

I generally trust America's Finest News Source for their TTT reporting. (Timely, Topical, Accurate)

However, I recently read an article, 'Experts Recommend Using Hunger As Egg Substitute', which had a glaring and obvious piece of misinformation. In this news, they write "It’s also vegan, cost-effective, and much lower in cholesterol compared to a typical egg-based dish.". Although I will concede that it is significantly more cost-effective (in the short term) than other substitutes, as a Vegan, I CANNOT STAND for this blatant and utter untruth. The body digesting it's stomach lining in hope of scrounging nutrients that aren't there simply cannot be construed as being anything other than 'eating meat'. I will stick to eating eggs, thank you.

I had previously enjoyed articles such as 'Your Horoscope — Today’s Birthday', 'We're Under New Management, Effective Immediately', and 'Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point'.

Despite these previously outstanding articles from them, I will NO LONGER be reading their 'news'paper due to this CRITICAL offense.

yes this is OC, yes I did actually send this to them as an email, no I don't hate vegans

post sponsored by catbox.myass

Edit: Found it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_NRBkJtNAI&t=214s

it goes something like:

"'Beauty is in the eye of the beholder?' read my {nametag/business card} buddy!"

and then it shows their nametag or business card and it says B. Holder on it

"there is critical information you MUST know, the cat is being a snoozer"

put yours in the comments if you want, here's some that I've thought of

1. to separate two lines, you need a full empty line between them, otherwise they will combine into one line. (this is not always required, check your preview)

any more empty lines will be squashed down to one, though zero width spaces can help with this

line 1

line 2

2. you can make spoiler dropdowns that don't have any text next to the arrow by using a zero-width space instead of the second 'spoiler' text

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   spooky

3. you can place images next to text to make pseudo-emojis, just make sure they are small so that they are a similar size to the text

4. you can embed things other than images: gifs, audio, videos, etc

whether you can actually upload them may depend on your instance, but you can use hosting websites to do this as well, just make sure the text is formatted correctly

![](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/60/Demoman_cheers03.wav) gives you

5. it's a good idea to read the instance rules of whatever community you're posting to, as well as the rules of the community itself. lemmy's decentralized nature makes it a lot easier to miss out on instance rules

6. pasting a link with text highlighted will turn that text into a link label, this is different from other social medias that just replace the text outright (this includes other links, which can be annoying)

7. on a similar thread to the above tip, you can use link labels to make links that go to a different place than where they say they go, this can be used for epic pranks or secrets

[example.com](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) appears as example.com

This is copy-and-pasted from the removed post on c/piracy

I think the post being removed was dumb but to be fair I did violate the rules there

it saved them in the recycling bin but my dumb ass still lost them because I pressed the other delete-all-of-your-scripts button instead of the restore button

unrelated but I made a meme yesterday and it got no engagement, (is engagement the correct term?) did lemmy fail to federate it or is it my fault for posting it at 4 am?

DO YOU WANT TO SELL MY DATA OR NOT?

P.S. I don't think fragile city is selling data, they are an indie project (and abandoned(?) since 2023 (which is probably why the verification is broken))

meme might be too specific to be interesting but

edit: also for some reason lemmy's preview shows this (gif) as a link, but my other meme (image) works fine (I uploaded them both directly to my instance)

Statistically, 58% of trans women that are placed in male units will be raped.

Here's the call to action as to not violate rule 3:

"If you have anybody on the inside, make sure they and their attorneys have copies of all their legal paperwork. You can also spread news of this (but make sure to focus on facts and fighting rumors. I will always do my best to post updates that come directly from the inside either from Kara herself or from counsel.)"

The title and call to action are from the video description, there is more information about this there.

how it feels to make a lazypurple reference

made with BoltBait's Meme Maker™ v6.0™

before one of you wastes your time sleuthing which video it is I'll just link it

just made this, figured I'd share it here

I've posted some things to it already

links to it:

• link 1
• link 2 https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/c/out_of_context_thumbnails