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The assumption that you're going to live to a ripe old age and still remember your own name.
"Don't plan for tomorrow because you might not live through today" is a great way to die horribly tomorrow.
That's cute but guaranteed if you're under 30. If you're under 40, you're going to lose any and everything you save.
I'm excited to hear you clean up on Short bets with that crystal ball of yours