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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You got me interested, you gotta share more.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

Just indiscriminately jizz in the air, all over yourself and your lovers kilometres away ... and make anything in between breathe it.

But after a few 100 million years some invertebrate cucks offered (their faces and asses) to personally transport the jizz to suitable partners, so you can do that now if you are into it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You should absolutely teach science classes

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Well, jizz wouldn't be the accurate term then, but you gotta keep them interested, right?

But I would try to keep it accurate, after all, trees are just a kind of furry (leaffy?). Just look how juicy their juices are.

Or this jizzery: youtube/AlmH_33QCu8

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Put a fucking NSFW tag on that shit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Never been to a furry&leaffy con, have you?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

If female cannabis plants don't get the jizz they crave, their flowers get all plump and sticky as they cry out "plz pollinate me, daddy"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Great...now I will never ever blow a dandelion nor touch a touch-me-not again.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Harder!
I mean, yes, you don't have to, but it would be pretty cool if you did.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

It occurs to me to ask, is this why you're evil?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Yellow Pines are the Peter North of trees.