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Ideal beach body (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What's your problem with anus sand??

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Well for one, my body doesn't do anything cool with it like make pearls

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How long did you hold on to it?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Hmmm good point. Lost track when I showered I guess...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Try adding more sand

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

This guy pearls.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Skill issue. Don't let big mollusk dominate the pearl industry.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I swam in the strong currents of Aruba once. The water was so powerful it was like getting violated by Poseidon himself. I had sand up there for days.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is that a good or bad thing?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Most certainly not. The force of the waves easily exceeded my capacity for clenching.

Moral of the story is get the sandproof anus upgrade.