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Democrats Blocked From Entering Capitol Building Due to 'Push' Door Labeled 'Pull' (reductress.com)

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Reporters gathered at the scene noted that by “putting [his] body on the line,” this particular lawmaker apparently just meant standing at the back of a quiet group and playing online chess on his phone.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 3 months ago (3 children)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Came here to post this. Glad someone was already there.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

wtf is up with the wrong sided door closer lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Their maintenance guy is an alumnus.