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RFK Jr’s first health policy to reintroduce the ‘five second rule’ (newsthump.com)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Swallowed that onion whole this time 🧅 lol

After it's been dropped on the ground for less than five seconds, of course.