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RFK Jr’s first health policy to reintroduce the ‘five second rule’ (newsthump.com)

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking 'no, this can't be' and thankfully... it was not real.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Headline seemed plausible... how sad is that

I feel for the onion, how hard it is today to sound outrageous

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Satire is dead.