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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I was kind of being sarcastic. I haven’t written a compiler since I rode my dinosaur to college. Still it’s a funny idea. Could probably do it in C using a bunch of pound defines.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I was thinking Rust, but that works too.

Because then I could call the Language Spoons.

It would as uncomfortable to use as it is to watch Rusty Spoons