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[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And then Harris did the same and wondered why she lost.

"Everything is okay! Sure you can't afford food, rent, housing, the government spends more on wars than social services, but I might give those with millions a few hundred thousand to buy a house! And I'll appoint a Republican to my cabinet!"