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Not to be that guy but... go out and touch some grass.
If you don't want to be that guy, then stop being that guy.
You shouldn't judge someone for having a grass fetish. They have wants and needs like anyone else.
When the lawn gets cut, which activates its distress signal with that sweet fresh fragrance... OP can't help but get off on that.
I'll never look at an old man with grass-stained, white New Balances ever again.
https://i.imgflip.com/3870n9.jpg
Because God forbid anyone have fun, right? You need to take your own advice.
You must be fun because you love pornstars! I don't so I'm boring! I'm going for some fun grass now. Have a good one.
Ah yes, the famous pornstars "little mermaid" and "aerith"
I can't disagree that they're pretty famous. And apparently they are starring in a porn video. So...
We're going to need to see some proof, smart guy. For uh discussions sake
Sounds like you need to touch yourself more, actually. It's okay. Everyone does it.
I usually don't relay in pornstars, and if I do, I don't repeat or remember their face. But I guess there is a big market of pro-fappers in Lemmy.
They're videogame and movie characters, Einstein.
Based on their response habits, it's likely a poorly made AI or a 13 year old kid. Not worth interacting with it cuz either: it is incable or caring, or they really aren't supposed to be here and we really shouldn't welcome children into adult spaces by allowing them into the conversation. If they don't wanna have discussion, then why would they contribute to conversation when spoken to?
The advice was "touch" not "smoke" but at least you were out for some time.
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know. That perfectly proves my point that some people need to touch some grass, but anyway, I'm not here to judge anyone's life, it was just a little piece of advice. That's all for me. Have a good one.
Let me guess, your parents don't let you watch movies or play video games so you have anger issues towards adults that have done so their entire lives. That's too bad.
Oh, you wanna talk about me? My parents bought a chipped PS1 when I was a kid and love it. Now I have a PS5 (used to play AC, GTA, and FIFA, but I got bored, so it became a "youtube frontend"). I had a cable TV and a PC with Windows 95/98/XP/Vista (acording time) and later Ubuntu. Great childhood, but I also had friends, used to play football every single week day (the one with the foot in the ball). Now I only play once a week in my local team (But I do it really bad, so I play defense). Anything more you wanna know? I'm all for sharing! =) I know, i know, too much about me. Have a great day. And next time just ignore or take the advice. If you feel I'm trolling, just don't feed me. Bye!!
Oof
take a chill pill
He can't. His parents bought him a PS 1 when he was a child, or something.
Are you still talking about me? Oh man... so sad.