this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 81 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Nobody told you life was gonna be this way

[โ€“] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

Your life's a greentext, you're Anon, your sleep paralysis is keeping you awaaake

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

looks like you're stuck in second gear there...

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

It probably hasn't been their day, week, month, or even year.