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DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Congratulations, we see you have learned French, so now you qualify for immediate and forceful relocation to Cameroon!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, shit. I was hoping for Tahiti.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I heard it was a magical place…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

A place where the beer flows like wine, and the women flock like the wild salmon of Capistrano.

Wait. Nope, sorry- I'm thinking of Aspen, not Tahiti.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

More likely they would be telling white women learning other languages in preparation to emigrate elsewhere that they aren't allowed to leave the country as they are now property.