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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, shit. I was hoping for Tahiti.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I heard it was a magical place…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

A place where the beer flows like wine, and the women flock like the wild salmon of Capistrano.

Wait. Nope, sorry- I'm thinking of Aspen, not Tahiti.