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[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I'm a white, Christian, male firearms enthusiast from Texas.

That's a tough combination when I'm also extremely leftist.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Why only a "male firearms enthusiast", what about the female firearms? Maybe your not as big of a leftist as you thought.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One's sex is not a political stance...

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's an Oxford comma joke. The way it's structured reads like "male-firearms" enthusiast, as in an enthusiast of "male firearms".

[–] Deathray5 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Me getting hot and bothered when cocking the shotgun

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I'll suck your Glock for a thousand dollars

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

All firearms are female, they accept things inside of them and then at some point in the future they expel a smaller-but-not-identical version of that same thing. Also some of them are queens and the government wants to control them. Ammunition is male, its entire job is to get inside and shoot its shot, and many people consider it expendable and interchangeable.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

You are one mini stroke from switching teams aggressively.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Well, history shows leftists have been known to use firearms plenty

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

In all fairness, male firearms are the shit 😉

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

You want a fun read look up the official ATF inquiry letters about the "tactical fleshlight" where they're asking if it counts as a stock or a brace, making it either a short-barreled rifle or a pistol.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

dang, must be like dodging land mines

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There’s very few firearms channels I will watch.

InRangeTV, Lucky Gunner and PSR are about it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I like Forgotten Weapons quite a bit.