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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Why only a "male firearms enthusiast", what about the female firearms? Maybe your not as big of a leftist as you thought.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One's sex is not a political stance...

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's an Oxford comma joke. The way it's structured reads like "male-firearms" enthusiast, as in an enthusiast of "male firearms".

[–] Deathray5 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Me getting hot and bothered when cocking the shotgun

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I'll suck your Glock for a thousand dollars

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

All firearms are female, they accept things inside of them and then at some point in the future they expel a smaller-but-not-identical version of that same thing. Also some of them are queens and the government wants to control them. Ammunition is male, its entire job is to get inside and shoot its shot, and many people consider it expendable and interchangeable.