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[–] [email protected] 196 points 3 months ago (7 children)

For context, this was back during that stupid time when people could buy Xitter authentication.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Xitter

My apologies, but it’s Twitter for as long as that cock-sucking, ball-gargling, butt-plug-looking, fascist-asshole-of-a-non-tax-paying illegal immigrant piece-of-shit anal-bead-wannabe motherfucker who needs to get the Hell out of our goddamned country is alive and walking free.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Xitter is pronounced 'shitter' I'm pretty sure

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

That's how I will always pronounce it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I like to call it ex-twitter

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The Gulf of America was really about Elon being salty bc we still call it Twitter, watch

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

This is not toward you at all, but what in the ever loving is he out of his goddamned mind to think his feelings matter to us at all?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

He's a desperate autistic nerd who has unhealthy attitudes about love and companionship, everything he does is a cry for attention. He's honestly one of the cringiest people imaginable to me. He 100% needs people to think he's cool, which is as un-cool as it gets. The man is failing middle school social dynamics. Hell, elementary school dynamics. He's just so rich he can barge in anywhere he wants and force himself on a conversation.

It's pathetic. He's going to go down as one of the biggest fucking losers in history.

And for the record, I've got nothing against autistic nerds. I may well be one myself, and I know many. But this tool embodies the worst of it run rampant with power, and should serve as a cautionary tale.

...I'm kinda glad Lemmy is small right now because I have reason to be more cautious with my speech on public media these days. Although, if course, this will be used to crucify me later if needed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He 100% needs people to think he’s cool, which is as un-cool as it gets.

Are you saying that Musky is hip, cool, and 45?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

It's funny and that's about the extent of how much it matters to us

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We're calling the "Gulf of America" Twitter? Who is "we" and where the fuck is the "Gulf of America"?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

where the fuck is the “Gulf of America”?

Pretty much only on Twitter

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

pretty sure that anything-but-the-truth social site and stock market sham also has mention of that name.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I get that you are trying to degrade and demoralize him, but please be aware that many of the insults and words you are using are offensive to various groups of people.. for example, my wife is a cock sucker, are you comparing my wife to this creep?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I choose this guys cock-sucking wife

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Other than cock sucking, is your wife anything like Musk? If so, then yes. Otherwise, obviously not.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can you please not bring ball gags, butt plugs and anal beads into this topic, that's derogatory for these to be compared with that deformed mouldy balding shithead.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I second the motion. Sex kinks are ok as long as you're not hurting anyone, fucking the whole country without consent is not ok

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Twitter.com still brings you to the website, i imagine the trademark is still registered

So it is still correct to call it that

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

I don't think Xitter authentication existed in 1954...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

...isn't that still the case? They took it away, changed the color or something, and brought it back, didn't they?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I thought that was still ongoing? When did they revert the change?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I thiiink there are multiple checkmarks now. General bought blue check marks and gold verified? I think...?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You could buy Xitter authentication in 1954? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Can't people still buy the blue check?