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[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hate gays and DEI so much you can take my wife.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

give a man someone to feel superior to and you can take the shirt off his back

[–] [email protected] 9 points 15 hours ago

"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."

Basically the motto of the south since the founding.