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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 minutes ago

His wife doesn’t deserve this, but he sure as fuck does. I hope she uses this as an opportunity to reconsider at least one choice.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, and the mother of the girl who died from measles filmed an RFK anti-vaccine commercial where she says the other 4 of her children that got measles survived so it's not that scary.

They are no longer humans. They are programmed machines.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I hope she knows this.

She could probably do better just amongst the available men in her detention center.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

My guess is this is a dude who was convinced that “white American women are too sexual so you should find a tradwife in another country,” and I’m surprised there’s not more stories like this. But at the end of the day all the “I need a tradwife” dudes would rather get on their knees and swallow for trump, so here we are

Edit: turns out they met just through work, which makes this almost more shitty that this dude is so willing to buy into the fascism

[–] [email protected] 66 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I hate gays and DEI so much you can take my wife.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 hours ago

give a man someone to feel superior to and you can take the shirt off his back

[–] [email protected] 78 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

he doesn't regret choice despite wife's ICE arrest

I think this says more about their relationship that it does about voting Trump

[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It is certainly both. I can't imagine a trump supporter having a fully healthy relationship with a female partner

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 hours ago

I can't imagine a Trump supporter who is not mentally ill.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Jesus fucking hell. You really can only partially fault Melon Husk or Trumpeteer for this shit, I mean people seem to actively want to get exploited, hard.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago

goes to fetlife and finds "exploit me daddy!" as one of the kinks

.....the fuck?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Is he more or less likely to get his wife out by smack talking Trump?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago

Neither. Trump doesn't know or care that he exists.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

OK, I am all for outrage over the guy not having any remorse, buuuuuut:

In February, Muñoz and Bartell traveled to Puerto Rico to finally take their honeymoon, and upon returning to the U.S. mainland, immigration agents stopped Muñoz and asked whether she was an American citizen. When she explained that she wasn't but was in the process of obtaining a green card, they detained her.

They left the country without her having a green card at the moment? Am I reading this right? How would you think that is a wise idea? ~~And I am aware Puerto Rico is in a grey zone with US citizenship, she still seemed to need a Green card and knew that, so despite that you leave? Risky.~~

Edit: corrected something that I got wrong.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Puerto Rico is part of the USA. This shouldn't be a grey zone.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

~~So why did she need a Green card then?~~

She is Peruvian, not Puerto Rican, so she does need a Green card and that has nothing to do with Puerto Rico itself. My bad.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Because she's Peruvian. She got arrested while returning to the US mainland from a US territory, which they might have thought wouldn't have them encountering ICE agents.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 hours ago

Ah, I am so dense. I did read she is Peruvian but then the Puerto Rico info overrode that bit in my brain. Thanks for pointing that out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

Damn who could have possibly guessed

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

Who fucking cares?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 hours ago

Both are MAGA so this is LAMF moment too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

She will no longer want him.