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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago (9 children)

If a man does anything that's not approved by the strict regulation of the council of his male friends then they are gay. Its simple, there is no need to over complicate it by introducing sex.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (5 children)

A man is also gay (and has a small penis) if he rejects the advances of a femcel. At least according to femcels.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Men are also gay for going down on women, for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Calm down DJ Khaled.

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