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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If a man does anything that's not approved by the strict regulation of the council of his male friends then they are gay. Its simple, there is no need to over complicate it by introducing sex.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My friends said it's only gay if our balls touch.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That is the standard definition.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Well there's also keeping your socks on, not making eye contact or saying "no homo" just afterwards too. So I'd say that there's no "standard definition" but many variants.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A man is also gay (and has a small penis) if he rejects the advances of a femcel. At least according to femcels.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Men are also gay for going down on women, for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Calm down DJ Khaled.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I've been around a while and that's a new one on me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Damn! I must be a massive queen then.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

This explains a lot