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[–] [email protected] 22 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

If you can absorb x Rays you're probably lead

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

And if you have enough lead inside you that you absorb X-rays, you're probably dead.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Iron Man should have had a nemesis called Lead Man.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

And if you have enough dead inside you that you absorb X-rays, you're probably lead.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

A sufficient quantity of water will do it as well, no? Just need to gain 6^3 M to 8^3 M of water weight.