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1 xray isn't harmful, 1000 xrays are. The staff are there for many 1000s of xrays each every year.
If you cant absorb 1000 xrays are you even a man?
If you can absorb x Rays you're probably lead
And if you have enough lead inside you that you absorb X-rays, you're probably dead.
And if you have enough dead inside you that you absorb X-rays, you're probably lead.
Iron Man should have had a nemesis called Lead Man.
A sufficient quantity of water will do it as well, no? Just need to gain 6^3 M to 8^3 M of water weight.